Tiger is so stressed about his out-of-control temper that he has hired dozens of photographers to follow him during practice rounds at Augusta this week. They have been given instructions to distract Tiger whenever they can. Photos in his backswing. No problem. Photos in the forward swing. NO FRIGGIN PROBLEM!

The last thing he needs is a reputation as a photographer eating superstar. Tiger’s caddie, Steve Williams, is under strict instructions not to kill anyone. Good luck Tiger. Peace.

Mark Sharpe

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One Response to “Tiger’s verbal double-bogeys”

  1. Brian Ingles Says:

    I like the “Ben Hogan” days (he hated photographers) and would not tolerate them at all. strange that Tiger would go ahead with this. all those photographers I think take away from the game I believe.

    Brian


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